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We Don’t Dial 911 in Florida

We Don’t Dial 911 in Florida

Regular price $29.99 USD
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Sunshine, freedom, and a little Florida firepower. The “We Don’t Dial 911 in Florida, We Dial Pew Pew” tee says it all with humor and attitude. Whether you’re a proud Floridian, a 2A supporter, or just love a good laugh, this shirt is built to turn heads.

Bold message. Comfortable fit. Florida approved.

Why You’ll Love It:

  • Hilarious Florida + 2A statement design
  • Soft, breathable fabric with a regular fit
  • Pre-shrunk so it keeps its shape wash after wash
  • Great conversation starter at the bar, the range, or the beach

Perfect For:

Gun owners, Floridians, patriots, and anyone who knows “pew pew” says it better than words.

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
  • Pre-shrunk fabric
  • Side-seamed construction
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
  • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
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